My sister was complaining about her weight the other day (No clue why, she is skinnier than anyone else I know who has had two 10lb babies!) and I quipped that at least she and her husband didn't look like the number "10" when standing side-by-side... like some people I know. Namely, Travis and I:
Travis quickly rose to my defense "That's not true!" he argued. "...We're more like an 18."
"Your bottom is definitely bigger than your top!"