I know it's every girls dream to be married to someone who loves her cushiness, or the fact that she isn't well-endowed (or endowed at all, much less "well"), and that she's a little on the strange side...
But does he have to say it???
(PS: This conversation is verbatim to our conversation last night, he really does say these things to me)
(PPS: Yes, my hair is crayon red now)